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by Peter E. Schultz

This week, we are excluding everything which has even a slim chance of offending or irritating someone. We have removed all elements of potential disagreement. In this editorial, there will be not one nano speck of deviation from the sweet harmony of the status quo. All thoughts which digress from the new social and political norms are, for the moment, deemed reprehensible, null and void. We have transcended the old commonly inclusive approach, favoring the myriad exclusive attributes of individuals and factions.

Our enhanced ethical crescendo will not allow us to annoy the most sensitive of sensibilities. We refuse to ruffle the tiniest feather! Get ready. Here is what’s left:

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That’s right. Nothing.


“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” George Washington, 1783